AIR Edition #2
Greetings Loyal AIR subscribers!
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to predict who is ‘biting the bazota’
tonight does it? So should we really recap last nights perfomances? SURE
we should. (Ok now for my disclaimer) – I have TiVo and am not watching The
Idol Boot Show until after my kids are counting sleepy sheep. So on to the
fun!
Kicking off the show last night was Amanda Overmeyer. I’ll be honest I
thought her name was O’B'ermeyer up until last nights episode. hehe.
Amanda the respirating vampiress continues to destroy each song she bellows.
Lucky for her and her Harley – she won’t be riding it any time soon as there
are still 2 worse contestants than her raspy rockin bluesy voice. She did
own the quote of the night though… “When people come to my show, they will
know that this chick rocks!” Bwahaha! Niiice
David Archuleta climbed out of the mess he made and scorched his number. I
think he showed that he is a total contender for the title. Does anyone
else notice how often he licks his lips while he sings? Now you will. hehe
I want to see him with a fast song, move a little more. He sure hits well
with the teeny bops doesn’t he? I will maintain that David will be Top 3
and Im sticking to it.
Brooke…Brooke…Brooke… All too eager to agree with the judges last
night. Oh my. Ok she completely showed that she can’t dance. If it is
required – she would be in serious trouble. Her vulnerability though made
her lovable again. She didn’t look as bad as the Hairy chested Brit said in
that yellow dress, but she needs to climb back into her comfy spot. Still
Top 2 of the girls and Final Four for her.
Michael – I keep saying this and saying this – he ain’t busting out yet. He
needs to lay it down or he is going to be just plain down…under. (thank
you)
He continues to be the safe guy – but I think he is just not that capable.
I think his cute accent will take him to top 5 though.
Carly – Still hating the snake thing on her arm, oh and it was so precious
to see 2 new Tats on her already plagued body. How many numbers can she get
on her fingers? You go Girl! I hope that we keep her around and see what
body part she tatoos next! And did anybody see that totally creepy guy in
the audience (Carly’s hubby)? Didn’t he shoot some guy and escape from jail only to be
caught in Arbys in Utah about 3 months ago??? Ugh – Top 2 girls Top 4. Her
forehead scrunches bother me.
Chikezie – The soul cat that blows! The harmonica was really not that great
of an idea. The last harmonica player I think is playing hapy hour at the 4
seasons restaurant in Jackson Mississippi by now. wink wink. Go Taylor! He is safe
this week but he will find himself on the stage in the lower 3.
Kristy Lee – Do I really need to say it? She is an artifical intelligence.
Domo Arigato – Mr Roboto… Domo… She has as much personality as a
frisbee. Owns the #2 best comment of the night though. “You know I will
blow your socks off!” Haha – ok sure Kristy I bet you will. Bleck! Buh
bye! Wheres the vinegar bottle???
David Cook – Um, can’t we get his hair fixed? The voice box thing was
bizarre and he should have been blasted for using it. I thought he was
going to say that Kurt Bestor loaned it to him. “Can you hear….the
prayers of the children…” You can just see the judges posturing him for a
Final four showdown with Brooke, Carly, David A.
Syesha – Ok sorry I know this is a female audience here – my posse, but did
you see her ….yeah those ??? I had no idea that she was that big – and
there they were. Boing! Even Sarah said Oh my gosh. I did like her hair
bettah tho. It was a stray from the Buckwheat look from last week. She was here
and there, but she did well. I think she is not in the bottom 3 this week.
but not too far from it.
Ramielle. That hat belongs back on that flamy kid from the 8th grade. You
know the one I’m talking about don’t you? The one who decided that his
nickname should be Ducky after watching Pretty in Pink? Not a party
hat! She is all out of cute. I think she is in the bottom of the 3 with
Chikeze and Kristy Lee.
Who did I forget? Oh yeah John Travolta with dreadlocks! Jason “oops did I
miss that note” Castro. He is flying under the radar on his “Isn’t he
adorable” face. Voulez Vous couchez avec NOT with moi Jason? I think his Frenchy
imitation was pretty bad. He’s safe though – middle tier – not really doin
it for me though.
Ok thats a wrap… I am going to go color easter eggs with my little idols.
I am sure that they will text my # in tonight. I am a great egg decorator.
Enjoy the show – and long live Kip Dynamite….
In the even more immortal words, “Thass what I’m talking about”
